50 Funny Friendship Quotes | Funny Instagram Captions (2020)

Funny Friendship Quotes | Funny Instagram Captions (2020): If you are looking Best Funny Friendship Quotes to say your Besties. Then you are at the right place we present Best 50 Funny Friendship Quotes and Funny Instagram captions for February 2020.

50 Funny Friendship Quotes | Funny Instagram Captions (2020)

Funny Friendship Quotes :

In our whole life, most of the time we laugh when we are with our friends and share our little things with them that shows how much we love them and the presence of our friends is very important in our life.

Friendship is the only relation that never gets old. Two friends can cracks jokes on each other without minding it.  This is the Quality of friendship.

If you want to dedicate something funny to your Best friends forever by Quotes? Then you are in the right place. This Funny friendship Quotes will help you to dedicate the best funniest quotes on friendship to your Bestie.

Many Websites give you Funny friendship Quotes but here for ease of our readers, we present some handpicked Best Funny Quotes About Friends ever.

So. Enjoy This Funny Friendship Quotes and Funny Instagram Captions and share with your Friends, Best friends, BFF and Besties.

Funny Quotes About Friendship

"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room...but not too humid because. you know...my hair."
— Unknown
"If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real."
 — Unknown
"I was an innocent being once...then my best friend came along."
— Unknown
"I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends."
— Unknown
"Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."
 — Unknown
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
— Unknown
“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.”
-Jim Hayes
“The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.”
-Mark Twain 
“Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.”
-Friedrich Nietzsche
“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.”
-George Carlin
“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.”
-Robert Bloch
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”
-Groucho Marx
"This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected"
-Charles Lamb
"I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street"    
-Virginia Woolf
"Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway."
-Greg Tamblyn

Funniest Quotes on Friends :

Check out some of the funniest Quotes on Friends and share it with your friends.

"My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum-security twilight home in Australia"
-Dame Edna Everage
"Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you."
-Patrick to Spongebob
"I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places."
-Mark Twain
"Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed."
-Laurie Colwin
"I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship."
"We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits."
-William Somerset Maugham
“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.“
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.“
-Markus Zusak
“Friendship is having those your conversations with your best friend and thinking if anyone heard you, you would be put in a mental hospital.“
“Some people only get called by their nicknames. Usually, it sounds weird to even say their real name.”
“Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry."
“Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.“
“Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.“
-Terri Guillemets
“Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.”
“Friends hide a smile and help you up when you fall. Best friends laugh so hard that they fall also.”

Funny Instagram Captions for friends & Best Friends :

Here are some Best funny Instagram captions for friends & Best friends.

“If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.”
“Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”
-Jay McInerney
"I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something."
"I and my best friends can communicate with just facial expressions."
"God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters(brother)"
"A best friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your drama"
"A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier"
"Only real friends tell you when your face is dirty."
"We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much."
"I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you."
"I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that."
"Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends."
"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
- Laurence J. Peter
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you."
"Finding friends with the same mental disorder. Priceless!"
"I made my Face book name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”
"I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness."
"A friend is one who knows us but loves us anyway."
 - Fr. Jerome Cummings
"If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends."
- Anonymous

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